Lilo and Stitch 的 Stitch 变态!!!
昨天，派了成绩册。因此，我太伤心了，所以没有post, sorry sorry, I am sorry like a curry. 😅😓😅( what?!)
Anyways, 我的好朋友5J的黄子茵可以做到很像Lilo and Stitch 的 Stitch 的声音。她就利用这个才艺，说很多肉麻又恶心的话，我们一直丁嘴。
我们的对话大约是这样的:
"Stitch thinks you fat, ugly and very pimpley. But Stitch still loves you~"" Don't be rude, naughty naughty."" On Stitch's home planet, being rude is a sign of love. You must marry Stitch. Stitch only love short pimpley girls with curly hair."" I hate you and I don't want to marry you. I am too perfect for you"" Don't worry I help with that problem. I will dye your skin permanently blue, give you plastic surgery, saw off your legs to make you shorter and make you sprout four arms....."" Then I can just kill myself or love another person or die from sprouting four arms or from you sawing my legs." " Then Stitch kill all humans and bring you back to life...."
Eeeeeee.... Disgusting right?
At least after that last sentence I go home, no need marry pedophile Stitch.
Hehe~
Anyways, 我的好朋友5J的黄子茵可以做到很像Lilo and Stitch 的 Stitch 的声音。她就利用这个才艺，说很多肉麻又恶心的话，我们一直丁嘴。
我们的对话大约是这样的:
"Stitch thinks you fat, ugly and very pimpley. But Stitch still loves you~"" Don't be rude, naughty naughty."" On Stitch's home planet, being rude is a sign of love. You must marry Stitch. Stitch only love short pimpley girls with curly hair."" I hate you and I don't want to marry you. I am too perfect for you"" Don't worry I help with that problem. I will dye your skin permanently blue, give you plastic surgery, saw off your legs to make you shorter and make you sprout four arms....."" Then I can just kill myself or love another person or die from sprouting four arms or from you sawing my legs." " Then Stitch kill all humans and bring you back to life...."
Eeeeeee.... Disgusting right?
At least after that last sentence I go home, no need marry pedophile Stitch.
Hehe~
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