昨天，派了成绩册。因此，我太伤心了，所以没有post, sorry sorry, I am sorry like a curry. 😅😓😅( what?!) Anyways, 我的好朋友5J的黄子茵可以做到很像Lilo and Stitch 的 Stitch 的声音。她就利用这个才艺，说很多肉麻又恶心的话，我们一直丁嘴。 我们的对话大约是这样的: "Stitch thinks you fat, ugly and very pimpley. But Stitch still loves you~" " Don't be rude, naughty naughty." " On Stitch's home planet, being rude is a sign of love. You must marry Stitch. Stitch only love short pimpley girls with curly hair." " I hate you and I don't want to marry you. I am too perfect for you" " Don't worry I help with that problem. I will dye your skin permanently blue, give you plastic surgery, saw off your legs to make you shorter and make you sprout four arms....." " Then I can just kill myself or love another person or die from sprouting four arms or from you sawing my legs." " Then Stitch kill all humans and bring you back to life...." Eeeeeee.... Disgusting right? At least after that last s...
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